In my armchair, I was watching
The movie on TV
A guy called Swollen Jojo
Was chasing the poor Suzy
He trapped her near the sawmill
And very ferociously told her:
"If you don't give me your ranck, in no time
I'll cut you in two"
Then he grabbed her
- And what ?
Well, he tied her up
- And what ?
He put her under the saw
- And what ? And what ?
Refrain
Eh, eh, Zorro arrived
Leisurely
The great Zorro, the gorgeous Zorro
With his horse and his big hat
But soon I put the second station
Because an old guy was speaking
Nice evening, on the second channel
It was the same dud
Near a cabin Swollen Jo
Was trapping the poor Suzy
Et he was saying to her:
"Give me your ranch, eh dolly bird!
Or I smash you"
Then he grabbed her
- And what?
Well, he tied her up
- And what?
He lighted up the dynamite
- And what? And what?
Refrain
Me I was so tired of it
I put back the first station
And in front of my eyes, my crazed eyes
Was taking place the same scene
And Jojo, Swollen Jojo
In a bag was putting Suzy
Saying:
"Give me your ranch, eh, lump!
Or I will throw you under the train"
Then he grabbed her
- And what ?
Well, he tied her up
- And what ?
Ont the rails he put her
- And what ?
Well, the train was coming pales!
-And what ? and what ?
REFRAIN