Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship

In the dead of night

We hear the sound of thunder

Undead fiends arise

To terrorize and plunder

Crawling through the sea

A dendrophagic horde

Our ship's no longer safe

The zombies have just climbed aboard

Bloodlust in their eyes

Our boat is their prize

A feast for the dead

Devouring the ship and inside of our heads

Far across the sea

Zombies wait for me

Craving brains and treasure

It's their destiny

Til my dying day

Hear these words I say

Zombies ate my pirate ship

I will make them pay

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

(Those zombies ate my pirate ship)

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

(They are a bunch of undead pricks)

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

(I'll smash their face in with a brick)

Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho

(Those zombies ate my pirate ship)

Centuries ago

The prophecy was written

So the story goes

The grimmest and the true frostbitten

Druids made a pact

That zombie hordes would roam

In search of stolen wood

The forest shall reclaim its own

They've eaten the mast

Save the crow's nest 'til last

Sink down to the depths

Cursing their name with our final breath

Die!

Fuck you, zombie scum!

Far across the sea

Zombies wait for me

Craving brains and treasure

It's their destiny

'Til my dying day

Hear these words I say

Zombies ate my pirate ship

And I will make them pay

Those zombies ate my pirate ship

Far across the sea

Zombies wait for me

Craving brains and treasure

It's their destiny

'Til my dying day

Hear these words I say

Zombies ate my pirate ship

I will make them pay

Far across the sea

Zombies wait for me

Craving brains and treasure

It's their destiny

'Til my dying day

Hear these words I say

Zombies ate my pirate ship

I will make them pay