I have an aunt who has never married
She hides her birth certificate like a snake hides it's legs*
So on and so forth, in short
Like Godot I've been waiting my entire life for an uncle
Yet there's no, yet there's no uncle
Yet there's no, yet there's no, no, no uncle
Yet there's no, yet there's no uncle
Talk of climax is a taboo subject
But out of the blue aunty snapped
Realized that she did need someone after all
Aware that because of her age she couldn't be picky
She found a Chinese man to marry her for papers
Because he had no, because he had no money
Because he had no, because he had no, no, no money
Because he had no, because he had no money
But it was no pocket money, man, fifteen grand!
Chorus 2x
This is the land of my dream
This is a sky filled with stars
There's flying even without planes
Flying over a cuckoo's nest
I've go a pall, a real lady-killer
But we're just pals
When he hugs me, I get goosebumps
Chick stare at him, like he's a freak
And he tell's me how he's got a new boyfriend
Oh to think you too, my lovely
Oh to think you too would leave me now?
I'll search for a wealthy grandpa
'Cause all of them are married or they are in vogue