Introduce me to your old man,
Oh come on for goodness' sakes.
Have them invite me to dinner,
This coming Sunday.
I won't slurp.
I won't smack my lips.
I won't swear.
I can even come drunk,
I won't burp even after beer.
Why can't your Dad stand me?
Why, for goodness' sake?
The suit does not make the man,
What's wrong with him?
And tell him so he knows,
And tell him so he knows,
That though he could have done better,
He could have done a lot worse too.
Whatever, say hi to him.
Whatever.
Actually, I really don't care.
Why can't your Dad stand me?
Nobody's perfect.
Your Dad really winds me up,
Because I'd like him to like me.
Why can't your Dad stand me? (x2)