Yvon of the Yukon Opening lyrics

There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name

Exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame

But reading a map was not his forte

So poor Yvon was soon cast away

Yvon of the Yukon

Sailing the stormy seas

Yvon of the Yukon

No one could hear his pleas

He soon found himself in a bit of a pickle

The frigid north seas proved more than fickle

Yvon's navigation would soon cost a price

He was knocked overboard and turned in to ice

Yvon of the Yukon

Happless Volunteer

Yvon of the Yukon

Frozen for hundreds of years

300 years passed and with some irony

Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee

Yvon claimed the land for his country's glory

And that's the start of Yvon's story

Yvon of the Yukon

Frozen by icy seas

Yvon of the Yukon

(de-frosted for you and for me)