They have a car with a phone
And a watch of gold
Brilliantine in their hair
And they talk about work
At night you can find them
Smiling in the disco
With a bottle in a bucket
And eye-catching women.
They're this Italy's children
This Italy that's a little American
Less and less peasants
More and more sons of bitches.
They live large
From Cortina to the Maldives
They'd eat spaghetti
They eat live oysters to look cool
They have voice mail
And please leave a message
I'll need company
When I return from this trip.
They're this Italy's children
This Italy that's growing
Less and less country
More and more investment funds.
Unrestrained enterprising youths
Take giant steps
Coming out into society
Always ready for every event
I have a downtown apartment
Daddy is gonna pay for it anyway.
And they do not talk about politics
They avoid the subject
They only vote for
Whoever lets them win a contest
They're busy with fashion
And public relations
They beat around the bush
They're the new idlers.
They're this Italy's children
This Italy that promises
To appear good in the daytime
And sells herself at night.
They're this Italy's children
This Italy's such a winner
That Europe's on her mind
And the Middle East is in her ass.
Unrestrained enterprising youths
Take giant steps
Coming out into society
Always ready for every event
I have a downtown apartment
I'll have lunch at mom's.
They have a car with a phone
Monograms on their pockets
When they're in a good mood
Watches on their wrists
As opportunistic as cats
Always on the hunt for surprises
They're yuppies or yappis1
For those who speak little English .
They're this Italy's children
This Italy's fast paced
Take the money out of the mattress
And risk it in the stock market.
They're this Italy's children
This anti-fascist Italy
If you're looking for a home, no problem
You just need to know a socialist.
They're this Italy's children
This Italy's a little bit peasant
We're all mom‘s kids
And the children of Neapolitan songs.
1. An intentional typo to make fun of the "peasants" described in this song. yappy= a small dog inclined to bark in a sharp, shrill way or yappie= a young, aspiring, upwardly mobile professional couple usually with no children