[Vstupleniye]:
YA, kha-kha! khey!
YA, yumorist! On my wrist.
[Kuplet 1, FACE]:
Nam ne vyzhit' bez smekha, pryam kak bez russkogo mata.
Moy otets — KGBshnik, a moya mat' — s avtomatom.
I moi deti — soldaty karatel'nykh batal'onov;
A moi brat'ya — blyustiteli nashikh tomnykh rayonov.
Chuvstva yumora i net, ved' tak by ya davno smeyalsya
Nad zhiznennoy situatsiyey, v kotoruyu zagnal sebya.
Net verovki? Pust' togda menya udushit galstuk.
Poskorey by umeret', ved' ya zhivu naprasno.
Makoley Kalkin i Galkin —
Moy novyy god on snova gadkiy, u!
Chto prinesot mne Santa?
Gde podarki? Mozhet byt', zhenu?
Yesli russkiy Ded Moroz,
Togda on prinesot voynu.
Shutniki i yumoristy
Razvalili nam stranu.
[Perekhod]:
Cho, smeshno, s**a? (a) Cho ty tam uslyshal? (pa-pa)
YA, cho, pokhozh na klouna, nu-ka vstal i vyshel.
U nas uchitelya, byvayet, banchat gashishem -
A ty mne cho-to zatirayesh' zdes' pro svoyego byvshego.
[Pripev]:
Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.
Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.
Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.
Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.
Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.
Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.
Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.
Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.
[Kuplet 2, FACE]:
Bandity ne na gelikakh — na gelikakh s migalkoy.
Bazarim yazykom GULAGa, vozdukhom so svalki.
My kopim na kusok granita iz-pod palki.
Sobirayem kroshki, zapivaya prosrochennym Pulpy.
YA ustal, na chasakh pochti sem' vechera.
P'yom pivo s patsanami — eto taynaya vecherya.
YA igrayu v gonki s musorami, eto vso ne vechno.
Za eto nozh v pechen', zhizn' skorotechna.
[Pripev]:
Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.
Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.
Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.
Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.
Gold on my wrist, ya yumorist.
Poshutil ne tak — i ty popal v blacklist.
Gosudareva nemilost', khot' ya vrode by i chistyy.
Nebo — samolotam, a tsenzura dlya artista.
[Final]:
It's payday, fellas.
I said, it's fucking payday, mothafuck.