I have to mow the lawn
And I have to wash the car
I'd like to know
Just who you think you are?
I'm getting tired of wagging
That old biggish garbage can
Your woman's getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
I have to run your water
And I have to wash your back
And I have to scrub the tub
After you have had your bath
You're as helpless as a baby
But I love you, understand:
I'm just getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
Your woman's getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
I know you've got ten fingers
But where's your helping hand?
I've just made a decision
I've stood all I'm gonna stand
Your woman's getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
I do everything for you
You don't do nothing for yourself
And I think I'd die from shock
If you raised a hand to help
Well, I'm not gonna keep it up
If that's what you've got planned
'Cause your woman's getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
Your woman's getting tired
Of being your ole handy man
I know you've got ten fingers
But where's your helping hand?
I've just made a decision
I've stood all I'm gonna stand
Your woman's getting tired
Being your ole handy man
Your woman's good and tired
Of being your ole handy man