I was walkin' down the street all by myself
I had my eyes on you, baby, nobody else
I turned around, I saw a glob of blubber
I knew right there and then then
It was your mother
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
Well, it's 4 AM
And my front door slammed
I jumped out of bed, I said, "Oh, man"
Lyin' on the floor next to my brother
I said, "What's that?" It was your mother
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
She needs to shave, it's plain to see
She grows a mustache better than me
The way she looks just blows my mind
I guess your father must have been blind
I know it's too late to change what she did
But a woman that ugly shouldn't have kids
She's so damn big, she's on the map
If she went on a diet, the market would collapse
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
Me and my friends like to go
To the midnight movies for the horror show
("An ugly creature we did discover")
Oh my god, it was your mother
To all you people, hear what I say
If you see her comin', get out the way
My damaged reputation won't recover
If I don't stay away from your mother
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
It was your mother
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)
(Mother)
(Mother)
(Your mother)