Hey hey, here comes no one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me do I miss her when she's gone?
And I reply "As much as I miss anyone"
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
So jump into my bed
Or pretend the world is dead
Always in my head
Is the face between us
Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrong
And make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark card
She asks me how I'm feeling, well
I don't want to think that hard
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is the face between us
It's the late show now
How does the late show end?
Well, god is in the details
Thank god that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend
So jump into my bed
Or pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
Is this face between us
And I'll be your gay friend
'Cause your marriage never ends
Till we fuck and fight again
There's a space between us