Your Feet's Too Big lyrics

Who's that walkin' round here?

Mercy, sounds like baby patter

Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it

Say, up in Harlem at a table for two

There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you

From your ankle up, I'll say you sure are sweet

From there down there's just too much feet

Yes, your feet's too big

Don't want you 'cause you feet's too big

Can't use you 'cause you feet's too big

I really hate you 'cause your feet's too big

Where'd you get 'em?

Your girl she likes you, she thinks you're nice

Got what it takes to be in paradise

She said likes your face, she likes your array

Man, oh man, them things are too big

Oh, your feet's too big

Don't want you 'cause you feet's too big

Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big

I hate you 'cause your feet's too big

My Goodness! Gun the gunboats!

Ship, ship, ship!

Oh your pedal extremities are colossal

To me, you look just like a fossil

You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin'

'Cause your feet's too big, yeah

Come on and walk that thing

Oh, I've never heard of such walkin', mercy

Your, your pedal extremities really are obnoxious

One never knows, do one?