I've got a stranger in bed
An awful ache in my head
I got a hand on my thigh
Who the hell is that guy?
Why, oh why, did I?
I feel his breath on my neck
And I am totally wrecked
Tell me where have I been?
I can't remember a thing
What a deadly sin
I've got your boyfriend
Here in my bed
But the damage is done now
I bet you want me dead
I've got your boyfriend
What can I do?
It's really not my problem
The problem is your boyfriend!
I hear a voice in my ear
I smell tequila and beer
This is terrible mess
Why did I ever say yes?
Where's my cocktail dress?
I see him smiling at me
He says good morning Marie
He doesn't show any shame
And that's not even my name
Who am I to blame
I've got your boyfriend...
He was a regular guy
With suit and a tie
Honey how could I know
That this particular boy
Did not belong to me
He was quite of a thrill
With his technical skill
But now you know what you got
One untrustable flop
Why oh why did I
I've got your boyfriend....