You're Pitiful [Russian translation]

My life is brilliant...

What, was I too early? I'm sorry.

Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?

Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant

Your life's a joke

You're just pathetic

You're always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform

really ain't impressin' me

You're sufferin' from delusions of

Adequacy

You're pitiful [X3]

It's true

Never had a date

That ya couldn't inflate

And ya smell repulsive too

What a bummer bein' you

Well ya just can't dance

And forget romance

Everybody you know still calls ya

Farty Pants

...

But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine

You're pitiful [X3]

It's true

You're half undressed

Eatin' chips of your chest

While you're playin' Halo 2

No one's classier than you

Lalala la

Lalala la

Lalala la Loser

You're pitiful [X3]

It's true

Your dog would much rather

Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you're 42

Guess you'll never grow a clue

When it just sucks to be you