You Never Take Me Dancing lyrics

World’s greatest mystery: love between a woman and a man

Some guys are Romeos, others simply do the best they can

I’m just your average, ordinary Joe

Trying to learn the things I never knew I had to know

What’s a man supposed to do?

I can’t get no kick from 9 to 5—no, no

And I’m not a man who thinks it’s true:

it’s a woman’s place to keep our love alive

I watched enough daytime TV to know my baby’s needs

Sometimes I swear she’s impossible to please

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She says, you give me all that I want of your money, babe,

But you never take me dancing (never take me dancing)

You give me sweet little talk, call me honey, baby

But you never take me dancing (never take me dancing)

Think I do a lot to show how I feel about her in my way

Roses on our anniversary, candle light and me on her birthday

Just when I thought that I had it all worked out

She says I still don’t know just what it’s all about

Chorus

Interlude

I’m just your average, ordinary Joe

Trying to learn the things I never knew I had to know

Yeee, yeee, yeee, yeee, yeee, yeee

Chorus (Repeat and fade)