You Could Drive A Person Crazy lyrics

[APRIL, KATHY, MARTA]

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

You could drive a person crazy

You could drive a person mad

First you make a person hazy

So a person could be had

Then you leave a person dangling sadly

Outside your door

Which could only make a person gladly

Want you even more

I could understand a person

If it's not a person's bag

I could understand a person

If a person was a fag

But worse 'n that

A person that

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat

Is crazy

He's a troubled person

He's a truly crazy person himself

[KATHY]

When a person's personality is personable

He should not sit like a lump

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull

To try to get you off of your rump

So single and attentive and attractive a man

Is everything a person could wish

But turning off a person is the act of a man

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish

[APRIL, KATHY, MARTA]

Knock-knock! Is anybody there?

Knock-knock! It really isn't fair

Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms

Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection!

What is wrong?

Where's the loose connection?

How long, O Lord, how long?

Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby

You could drive a person buggy

You could blow a person's cool

Like you make a person feel all huggy

While you make her feel a fool

When a person says that you upset her

That's when you're good

You impersonate a person better

Than a zombie should

I could understand a person

If he wasn't good in bed

I could understand a person

If he actually was dead

Exclusive you!

Elusive you!

Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You're crazy

You're a lovely person

You're a moving

Deeply malajusted

Never to be trusted

Crazy person yourself

Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!