You Are Woman, I Am Man lyrics

You are woman, I am man

You are smaller, so I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling, I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired

Still our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman, I am man

Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants?

Well, a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do good girls do just what mama says

When mama's not around?

It's a feeling

Oy vey, what a feeling

A bit of pate

I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?

In this pickle what would sadie do?

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back?

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher, dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl

Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

[laughs]

You are woman,

you are man,

let's!!