I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny, really bad
So we could roam the streets together,
just like cats but we'd never stray
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in a tub at home
We could take a swim together
on weekly daytrips to the bay
oh, you and me
it would be only you and me
oh, you and me
it would be only you and me
(you and me)
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big, really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
I'd sing for you and that would be OK
oh, you and me
it would be only you and me
oh, you and me
it would be only you and me
(you and me)
People say, there are plenty of fish in the see
Baby, all I do is wish,
I wish, I wish
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
That I could put you on to a socket
So you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you ïn my pocket
and carry you around whole day!