You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly lyrics

-You're the reason I'm a ridin' 'round on recapped tires.

-An' you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling;

Ah, but looks ain't everything;

And money ain't everything;

But, I love you just the same.

-You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop.

-An' you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling;

Oh, but looks ain't everything;

And money ain't everything;

But, I love you just the same.

I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need,

'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed.

-And that's the reason my good looks and my figure's gone.

-And that's the reason I ain't got no hair to comb.

An' you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darling;

Ah, but looks ain't everything;

And money ain't everything;

But, I love you just the same.

-Conway, why in the devil don't you go an'

And shave an' put on a clean pair of pants?

-Loretta, look at yourself:

I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair,

An' go put on a little make up,

An' get out of the housecoat before supper.

-Ha, well let me tell you somethin', Conway

Considerin' everything I went through today

I look like a movie star,

-Yeah, Ruth Cassidy.

-Thank you.

-Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of our family anyway.

-Oh they did, huh? What about the one's that's bald?

-Well, I guess you might say they took after me.