Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo [Hebrew translation]

SLIM

Now listen up!

There are crooks in this here West

Who have claimed to be the best

And they think they wrote the book on how to rustle

Well, as good as they may be

Not a one's as good as me

An' I barely have to move a single muscle!

They call me mean, boys!

Depraved and nasty, too

And they ain't seen, boys

The cruelest thing I do!

You see, I…

Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo!

The sweetest way of rustlin' yet devised!

'Cause when I yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-oo

Why, looky how dem cows get hypnotized!

BILL

He don't prod

PHIL

He don't yell

GILL

Still he drives them dogies well,

Willie Brothers: Which ain't easy when your chaps are labeled XXXXL!

SLIM

Yes, if you're lookin' from a bovine point of view

I sure can yodel-adle-eedle-idle

Odel-adle-eedle-idle

Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

Yes, I can yodel-adle-eedle-odel!

BROTHERS

... a sound them cattle truly take to heart!

SLIM

Yeah, I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-odel-adle-eedle-idle-odel

An' smack my big ol' rump if that ain't art!

GILL

He don't rope

BILL

Not a chance!

PHIL

He just puts 'em in a trance

BROTHERS

He's a pioneer Pied Piper in ten-gallon underpants!

SLIM

Yep! I'm the real rip-roarin' deal to those who moo

Thanks to my yodel-adle-eedle-idle

Odel-adle-eedle-idle!

I got cattle out the ol' wazoo

'Cause I can yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!

Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo!