Yo no me llamo Javier [English translation]

No girl you're wrong

I didn't met you on the beach

We didn't go together to eat paella

You never spent a night in my hotel

I'm not Chade Defesia's cousin

I don't have a patch on my door

You didn't take a bath with me

At the pool of my Chalet

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

No, yes, no, yes, no

No, yes, no no no no no no no

I never asked you a dime in the street

You didn't introduced me to your parents

You didn't invite me to your home

Neither to sleep nor to eat

Stop pissing me off

I'm not called Javier

Let me go woman

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

I'm not called Javier

Hi how are you

What a beautiful son

What? It's mine?

I'm the father?

But how can it be

If I'm impotent

I'm not called Javier

I don't wanna see you again