Ява [Yava] [English translation]

The other day I turned sixteen,

I wanted a two-wheeled clunker.

I went to my daddy and said - buy it for me,

Save up a bit for my Java.

My daddy was an aging alcoholic,

But luckily he decided on a whim,

To collect all the bottles in the house

And sell the houseware for two thousand. aa

Java, I got a Java for free.

Java, I got a Java for free.

I stepped on the gas with a kick,

I hope that my engine doesn't run out.

I sped it up to the fullest,

Shit, I caught up an old woman with my hand.

Nothing matters if my motorbike is working,

There are many old women, but my Java is the only one.

The old woman will be found dead next morning,

But I'll clean my motorbike tenderly. aa

Java, Java, old woman, uh, scatterbrain.

Java, Java, old woman, uh, scatterbrain.

A friend asked me to give him a lift,

I drove so fast that the engine blushed.

Apparently he was sitting silently and didn't shake,

But the bitch took a shit on the back seat.

I put a girlfriend on my motorbike,

From the fear her period stopped.

The wind lifted her dress, her shame showed,

And the jam rags flew to the bushes. aa

Java, Java, don't shake, slut.

Java, Java, don't shake, slut.

I went back home kind of drunk,

I drove my motorbike to the fullest.

It was fun, I sang out loud,

And I flew against a rotten tree stump cos I was too drunk.

The wheel got buckled,

I plowed the sand five meters with my nose.

I'll bring debris home in the morning,

I was with Java, and now I'll suck it up. aa

Java, Java, suck, scatterbrain.

Java, Java, suck, scatterbrain.