Ядрена Вошь [Yadrenaya vosh] [English translation]

You said that you'd never been with anyone,

And I am the first man you surrendered to.

You lay down on my sweatshirt so shyly,

Have not forgotten to strip naked, besides.

And while the sexual intercourse was going on,

(As Semyon Davyidov said, this is a fact!)

You granted me a couple of lice,

Fucking smiling to the ears.

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

For what sins do you gnaw me?

To calm down this louse,

I will scratch there.

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

I will make a take-down to your owner.

Who gave me this louse,

I will hit this girlfriend!

Now we are related by lice,

Let's talk about it heart to heart,

Because your insects call cousins with mine,

And I will make trouble for you because of this!

They are heavily infested between my legs,

I couldn't remove even one louse.

I can't find a dichlorvos or gasoline on sale.

There is a deficit everywhere!

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

For what sins do you gnaw me?

To calm down this louse,

I will scratch there.

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

I will make a take-down to your owner.

Who gave me this louse,

I will strangle this girlfriend!

All dichlorvos has been drunk by alcoholics long ago,

There's not enough gasoline even for cars.

Ointment of sulphur and mercury is the best cure for lice,

But it also disappeared from sale.

Hey, guys! Who has this ointment?

Please, give me at least one gram of it, that I could poison this shit!

Please, don't let my sinful soul die.

Oh, I got a big problem!

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

For what sins do you gnaw me?

To calm down this louse,

I will scratch there.

Oh, you, my fucking louse!

I will make a take-down to your owner.

Who gave me this louse,

I will hit this girlfriend!