Ya te vas a mejorar [English translation]

I was going to work one day

When I fell off the stairs.

So I became somewhat strange

As a result of my head injury.

The doctors told me I was going to get better

If I followed the treatment steadily.

I had always been an abnormal person to my wife

So I did not notice the difference anymore.

My friends came to visit,

They told me it wasn't anything serious.

They patted me, they laughed behind my back

And they even stole my medicine.

My attorney did not want to declare me incompetent

But he did recommend I took some time off,

To settle my affairs, to go sailing...

And to sing some papers, just in case.

And in my neighborhood everyone said:

"You'll get better."

And in my family, they all said:

"You'll get better."

I lost my patience in the lobotomy

"You'll get better."

I lost my left hand, and it still hurts

"You'll get better."

But now I'm sick of being the stupid one

So I bought a chainsaw.

And now I go round here and there,

Mutilating everything that comes near me.

So far no one has treated me as a retard

Without regretting it after four seconds

Because I like all my fellow men

In little cubes of 15 by 15 inches

And in my neighborhood everyone said:

"You'll get better"

And in my family, they all said:

"You'll get better"

I lost my patience in the lobotomy

"You'll get better"

I lost my left hand, and it still hurts

"You'll get better"