Я ни то, ни это [Ya ni to ni eto] [English translation]

My great-grandfather served at the court of the king

My grandfather, the captain, passed all the seas

My second cousin is honored with awards

Only I sing about it in the wrong, out of the blue.

My great-grandmother was an ideal wife

Her nephew kept a store on Tverskaya Street

My aunt became an elite doctor

Only my whole family'll tell you that.

I'm neither this nor that, the genes has gave a glitch somewhere

I'm neither this nor that, I would bake cutlets, but I stand singing daily-day

That I'm neither this nor that, the genes has gave a glitch somewhere

But with all that, I'm quite happy with fate.

Everyone so hoped that I would follow in the footsteps

Great ancestors and of course I'll give all my strength

To forty years, but only for sure

Become a candidate of science, so everyone said: "Aha!".

Her great-grandfather served at the court of the king

Her grandfather, the captain, passed all the seas

She's almost Galileo, she's a noble family

And has success among important people.

I'm neither this nor that, the genes has gave a glitch somewhere

I'm neither this nor that, I would bake cutlets, but I stand singing daily-day

That I'm neither this nor that, the genes has gave a glitch somewhere

But with all that, I'm quite happy with fate. (х2)