Я Мочился В Ночь [Ya motshilsya Vnotsh] [English translation]

On my medical card,

There is no medical history,

But I'll let you in

on a little secret

Because of which I'm single

because of which I'm a fool,

Because of which I'm a junk of dead wood

because of which my life's a mess

I pee, I pee myself at night!

I didnt have to drink milk

When I was about to go to bed

And found myself to be a fool

If I couldn't get the hops out of my head (1)

Why smoke 'opal' at night

Why get up and go to the toilet

So I got up in the morning

And found myself head to head with my urine

I pee, I pee myself at night!

Punk-Rock !!

(SOLO)

my doctor told me a hundred times

to put on a condom

so that my pee goes into the condom

but this is so primitive

And panicking to touch my bedsheets

my mum wipes them, all sweaty in her face

She really can't get no rest

Because of my reptile dick

I pee, I pee myself at night!

I pee myself at night (repeat)