Y a une fille qu'habite chez moi [English translation]

A couple of clues alarm me

I open my eyes

I will start an investigation to be sure

That upsets me

There are some details that are not misleading

The sheets, the duvet and the pillowcase

Don't seem to be odd-numbered anymore

At the side where my clothes used to lie in a heap

There's my clothing folded up and ironed

There are some details that are not misleading

I think there's a girl at my place

Two toothbrushes in my bathroom

The soap without soap and the hairdryer

Do certainly not belong to me

Strange little balls

To perfume the bathtub

It's a real nightmare!

Someone slaughtered all my cockroach friends!

In the kitchen there are teabags

With camomille flavour

A message on my answering machine from a mother

that's not mine

Now she will go for my family!

There are some details that are not misleading

By surprise someone washed the dishes

What about my old habits, my quarterly cleaning

I open the fridge what a shock

It's full of vegetables!

There are even some pieces of fruit!

There are some details that are not misleading

I think there's a girl at my place