A couple of clues alarm me
I open my eyes
I will start an investigation to be sure
That upsets me
There are some details that are not misleading
The sheets, the duvet and the pillowcase
Don't seem to be odd-numbered anymore
At the side where my clothes used to lie in a heap
There's my clothing folded up and ironed
There are some details that are not misleading
I think there's a girl at my place
Two toothbrushes in my bathroom
The soap without soap and the hairdryer
Do certainly not belong to me
Strange little balls
To perfume the bathtub
It's a real nightmare!
Someone slaughtered all my cockroach friends!
In the kitchen there are teabags
With camomille flavour
A message on my answering machine from a mother
that's not mine
Now she will go for my family!
There are some details that are not misleading
By surprise someone washed the dishes
What about my old habits, my quarterly cleaning
I open the fridge what a shock
It's full of vegetables!
There are even some pieces of fruit!
There are some details that are not misleading
I think there's a girl at my place