Xpensiv Shit lyrics

Mm, you smell that?

You know what that smell is?

That's right, it's money

Go ahead, rub your dick on that shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit,

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

Yo, told my daddy I was gonna grow up to be

A superstar rapper, making big money,

Know what I mean girl?

But my daddy told me I was living in a dream world

If I said 'Yes dad' I wouldn't have my zef swag

Or fly 'round the whole fuckin' world getting jet-lag

Gettin' bitten by the zef bug is the best drug

If I played it safe I would've never made it ever

Now every day in every way I get a little zeffer

No matter what you smoke you'll never get as high as me

It's like a fat fuck you when these naaiers 1 see

My billboard up in NYC

Don't you wish your boyfriend was zef like me?

I'm the motherfucking greatest, suckers love to hate us

But I make these bitches submissive 'cause I'm a dominator

I'm mad musical, my rhymes are the tightest

That's why I tap beautiful designer vaginas

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal 2

(Big money, big money

Make my dreams come true)

Baby I'm a angel, sent from the dark side

Took my brush-cut to the next with peroxide 3

'Oh my God that's such a fresh switch!'

Yeah whatever, just don't touch the hair, bitch!

Everybody's crying saying: Hip-hop's dead

'Til a white south african hip-hop head

Pops up on the scene saying: It's not dead!

I'm here! Can I get a fuckin' aw yeah?

Rappers looking at me like I just crawled out the drain

The underground got me bored out of my brain

And this pop-rap bullshit all sound the same

God help you if I call out your name

From the dark side of the moon, I zoom out the gloom

Doom, doom! The room goes boom like a cartoon

The dark raver has come, my mic-saber is on

Turn and tell your friend: Yo, this is my favourite song!

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm livin' the dream bro

I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

(Oh! Wat drink jy, ninjie?) 4

I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon

Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon

I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon 5

Ooh lala! C'est si bon! 6

I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon

Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon

I'm sipping Dom Perignon, Dom-Dom Perignon

It's like a angel peed in my mouth!

C'est si bon!

I saw your babes new Gucci shades so I stepped to her face

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw P Diddy's caviar chilling back-stage

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw your virgin galactic tickets to outer space

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I say Hugh Hef's 7 girlfriends new boobs

And I rubbed my dick on expensive tits

I was at the Waterfront 8 and saw a new Lambo

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw Snoop Dog's long gold-plated bong

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw you mom's new Louis Vuitton leather handbag

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I saw Lady Gaga's new telephone hat

And I rubbed my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

I rub my dick on expensive shit

It's like a dream come true,

I'm livin' the dream bro

I'm rubbing my dick on expensive shit

I rub my tss on expensive aah

I rub my wang on expensive thangs

It's like a dream come true,

I'm livin' the dream bro

Rubbing my laaney totti op watokal

Big money, big money, big money

So, so, so, so, so sexy

Big money

Make my dreams come true

1. mother fuckers 2. rubbing my fancy dick on everything 3. as in he bleached his hair 4. What are you drinking Ninja? 5. a type of champagne 6. That's nice 7. Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy, known for dating women much younger than himself 8. Cape Town, South Africa