WNYU 89.1 X-Mas Freestyle lyrics

Yo, it’s Scrooge, Scrooge

Scrooge is up in here, ho, ho, ho

I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion

I wish you a merry crucifixion and a crappy new year

Jesus ain’t nuttin’ but a corpse to me, who is he?

Come over, G, and see a pair of scrotums hanging off the tree

Choke the Messiah, chop off your member

And then I’ll roast your nuts over an open fire

Your gigolo’s big piccolo stick’ll grow

When I’m swappin’ spit with a ho under the mistletoe

Yo, I get under this chick’s clothes

You’ll be one dead slob after your neck’s clogged with eggnog, choke

The night before Christmas, you’re feelin’ the essence

Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin’ your presents

Right through the chimney, you think we’re rotten

We’re takin’ everything you got, kid, down to every stinky stocking

Robbin’ you in a Santa suit, strippin’ you like a dancer’s boot

Santa Claus is dead, you’ll die from cancer, duke

I’m dreamin’ of a white Christmas, I sniff this eight-ball of coke

Then knock on your door like a Jehovah’s Witness, holdin’ a biscuit

Leave you a bleeding sinner

I’m hunting reindeer, Rudolph will get eaten for dinner

He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes

Got a deer cooking, don’t stuff yourself full of rolls

While the world’s infested with diseases

Let’s be happy and kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus

The miracle on 34th Street is now on 42nd Street

Where Mrs. Claus is sucking more meat

To the record’s beat, so suck my candy cane ‘til I need a vasectomy

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, ‘cause you’re all dead

There’s air in the room but none of you are breathing it out

Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion

I wish you a merry crucifixion and a crappy new year

I said, violent night, unholy night

On the first day of Christmas, I do white slavery

Your cartilege is teared, G

I’m Scrooge, you all die, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hoes

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