We once arrived from Piemont (1)
Already roughed-up pretty well
Our stomachs and knapsacks all empty
Our finances thoroughly depleted
We didn't have a single penny left
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
And we were very hungry
Dear hostess, speak, what do you offer ?
Wine and beer, and a rabbit dish
Everything mixed-up, and some chicken
Soup I have too, what else can you ask for ?
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Having a good night of sleep, that's what we want
Dear hostess, speak, what do you offer ?
Towards the back, there's my chamber
Everything mixed-up, what a shame
(The maid out the front window) Life is hard !
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Towards 11 o'clock, one could hear
The hostess started to scold
Woe, my hinge is awefully bent
Everything mixed up, ain't no lie..
Please be more careful, I beg your pardon !
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
And then, later at midnight
There was a mighty crash
An old bed suddenly broke asunder
Everything mixed-up, how aweful !
And the little maid said: "Well, that was too much weight"
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
And when they come to hither place
Then they greet the hostess there
That never went to sleep in her bed alone
And could move her pretty bum so neatly
But the little maid, she moved even more
Everything's a muddle and in a mess
Everything's a muddle and in a mess