Winning lyrics

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen

It's not available, if you try it once you will die

Your face will melt off

And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to party

What's not to love?

The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like

Droopy eyed armless children

That's how I party

That's how I party

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning

I have one gear: GO - epic winning

Are you bipolar?

I'm bi-winning

Win here, win there, win win everywhere

----- inspirational bridge -----

I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning

C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning

You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it

Win here, win there, win win everywhere

I've got a list -- help me sort this

From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets - WINNING

Bubblegum - WINNING

Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING

Slow dancing - WINNING

Slow pantsing - WINNING

Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK

Adonis blood - WINNING

Violent love - WINNING

Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING

Childbirth - WINNING

Colin Firth -WINNING

Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING