Her name was Carmelita
She was the village beauty
She made the lame to walk
In her 50s Ford
She had class, no doubt about it
I fell into her cleavage
And really wasn't able
To keep out of her way
To keep out of her way
Her name was Fraulein Meyer
Meyer with Upsilon
She could take ten John's a day
She was in great shape !
She was a noble breed, no question !
I licked her toes
Man I was really completely unable
To keep out of her way
To keep out of her way
Hey Mama, what's going on ?
I just can't take my hands off women (1)
I just can't
Even in the office, the ladies' room, we made love
Erica, Barbara, and of course Marie ..
Her name was Natasha
She was from Novosibirsk
We drank Vodka from a bottle
She almost would have strangled me
She had her pride, no question !
I sent her orchids
Man I was really completely unable
To stay out of her way
To stay out of her way
Hey Mama, what's going on ?
Towards women I am completely weak-willed
Completely weak-willed, what's going on ?
What's going on with me ?
What's going on with me ?
What's going on with me ?
What's going on with me ?