Willaby wallaby woo, an elephant sat on you
Willaby wallaby wee, an elephant sat on me
Willaby wallaby weff, an elephant sat on Jeff
Willaby wallaby weg, an elephant sat on Greg
Willaby wallaby wurray, an elephant sat on Murray
Willaby wallaby wanthony, an elephant sat on Anthony
Oh willaby wallaby ware, an elephant sat on Clare
Willaby wallaby wusef, an elephant sat on Yusef
Willaby wallaby wessica, an elephant sat on Jessica
Willaby wallaby wack, an elephant sat on Jack
Anthony's playing his wazoo! Oh, I mean kazoo.
Willaby wallaby wania, an elephant sat on Tania
Willaby wallaby wustin, an elephant sat on Justin
Oh willaby wallaby ware, look at that elephant there
Willaby wallaby, willaby wallaby
Willaby wallaby woo
*applause*