Wildest Dreams PARODY lyrics

[Taylor]

My ex-boyfriends all hate me now

They think I was crazy

And dicked them around

I can’t stand that they think about

Me as a bad girlfriend

So guess I gotta take them out

How dare they

All dump Taylor Swift

And not remember me as perfect

They must pay the price

And I won’t rest

Until they all are dead

Hey John remember me?

[John Mayer]

Sure Taylor we dated

Before I met Katy

[Taylor]

Since our break up made me scream

I’ll return the favor

Go to hell John Mayer!

That’s right scream

[John Mayer]

Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

[Taylor]

Rest in peace!

Haaa! Haaaaah!

I invited Joe Jonas to my tent

Yeah I used to date him

Back when we still had hits

[Joe Jonas]

It’s not fair my career’s gone to shit

God I hate my brother

[Taylor]

Well he’s the one with talent

[Joe Jonas]

Why would you say something so cruel?

No please stop!

What the hell did I do?

[Taylor]

You broke up with me over the phone

And left me all alone

Now I am on a plane

Soon I will be killin’

One more ex Jake Gyllenhaal

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

What are you doing Tay?

[Taylor]

I’m hitting this button

Now I’m gonna jump it’s my

Wildest dream

[Jake Gyllenhaal]

No no no!

[Taylor]

That was three

Two to go

[Harry Styles]

Taylor?

[Taylor]

Hello Harry

I’ve come to say bye bye ‘cause you’re about to die

[Harry Styles]

What?

I’m just going to space

[Taylor]

There’s been a change of plans

‘Cause I’m killing exes in

My wildest dreams

[Calvin Harris]

What are you doing?

Taylor love?

[Taylor]

I know eventually you

Will dump me

[Calvin Harris]

What? No!

Oooow

[Taylor]

So I might as well

Kill you now