You are
Still my
Most favorite human
You're never
Uptight
Everywhere we go you pull the Benz
And no one
Is as strong as you
So hard
So cool
Don't know anyone who likes me as you do
And I am
Something like your best friend
And if you don't know it yet
Then now and today
- Hey, no one likes you as much as I do
No one likes me as you do
No one is crazy enough to love me but you
But please don't stop 'cause too much is not enough
I'm sleeping for ages but she's watching me
She knows how to play with me
Fuck, she reads me like a book
And I can't do anything against it
Instead I'm writing songs
Doesn't matter what I try to do, I catch me every time
How I'm something like a slave for her
I kneel down for her
I wonder why I deserve this
'Cause I know Inas
I know Tinas
Know Selinas and Bettinas
And Christinas and bitchinas
Or ene mene minas*
I know Lisas and Pasinas
And Linas
And Ninas
And Lima
Ballerina
-Refrain-
Yeah
What would life be like
If she weren't there
With her every fuckin' place seems like Paris
And everyone who sees her
Is so in love with her
'Cause one look and all rivals are beaten
She hates all love songs
Can pull out her teeth on her own
Face like Pocachontas and heart like a beast
But she doesn't call me
Never messages me
Like she wouldn't have a clue how to use a phone
She's very dirty
Honest one
Your standing next to her
"Ey, who's that creeper"
Drives through the fog
Dangerous women
Flees from the cops as if it would be illegal
-Refrain-
I love you
The way you are
Hopefully you love me too