Who's Gonna Pay the Check? lyrics

You're drivin' around in the great big car

And ev'rything's a-lookin' all right so far

But you can't-a pay the bill with a big cigar

Who's a-gonna pay the check?

You dance all the night and have a good time

You're tellin' ev'rybody you're a friend of mine

And then you order in the fancy wine

Who's a-gonna pay the check?

That's all right, I'm a-like you fine

I'm a-like you for a friend of mine

But a-put your money on the line

'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check?

Hey, what's-a-matter, you don't have any money, eh?

The people come on over and they sit down

You say to them, "Set 'em up another round"

Well-a that's all right if you're gonna leave-a town

But who's a-gonna pay the check?

I take-a the bus and you take-a the cab

When the bill she's a-come, well I'll see you grab

But that's-a all right if you pay the tab

But who's a-gonna pay the check?

That's all right, I'm a-like you fine

I'm a-like you for a friend of mine

But a-put your money on the line

'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check?

Hey, paisano, it's in your pocket, eh?

You're always a-wearin' the fancy clothes

You makin' a bet on the horse's nose

Well, that's all right if the money she's-a goes

But who's a-gonna pay the check?

Now ev'rybody she's-a think you nice

She's-a think-a we're makin' with the shoes and rice

But when the time she's-a come, a-gonna say no dice

'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check?

That's all right, I'm a-like you fine

I'm a-like you for a friend of mine

But a-put your money on the line

'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check?

Eh? (Who's-a gonna pay the check?)

Paisano (Who's-a gonna pay the check?)

E's-a ditch (Who's-a gonna pay the check?)