White & Nerdy lyrics

They see me mowin', my front lawn

I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy

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Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy!

I wanna roll with, the gangsters

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.

Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND

MC Escher, that's my favorite MC

Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea

My rims never spin to the contrary

You'll find that they're quite stationary

All of my action figures are cherry

Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out

Got people begging for my top eight spaces

Yo I know Pi to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

I'm a whiz at minesweeper, I can play for days

Once you see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed

My fingers movin' so fast, I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)

At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)

Do vector calculus just for fun

I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun

Happy days is my favourite theme song

I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong

I'll ace any trivia quizz you bring on

I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!

I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy!

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I'd like to roll with the gangsters

Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

I'm just too white and nerdy

How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'

X-men comics you know I collect 'em

The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shopping online for deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipedia

I memorized Holy Grail really well

I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL

I got a business doing websites

When my friends need some code, who do they call?

I do HTML for 'em all

Even made a homepage for my dog!

Yo! I got myself a fanny pack

They were having a sale down at the GAP

Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap

POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream

I was in AV club and Glee club and even a chess team!

Only question I ever thought was hard

Was, do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

Spend every weekend at the Renaissance fair

Got my name on my underwear!

They see me strollin', they laughin'

And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy

All because I'm white and nerdy

Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangsters

But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

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