Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all
All the arcades and sports bars
And hockey rinks empty
There's nobody for me
It's poker night, and we weren't invited
Take your spade out of my heart
You said I was your queen
But you've traded me in
For a straight flush to win
We feel like two ducks in a pond
Being held up by cowboys in Texas
(I hate this damn!)
Poker night, 'cause we weren't invited
Take your spade out of my heart
Clearly this fad will pass
Just as soon as the hockey teams get off their ...
You will wish you weren't in debt
For buying aluminum-weighted chips (idiot!)
Poker night, and we weren't invited
Take your spade out of my heart
Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all
Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all
It's poker night, and we weren't invited
Take your spade out of my heart
'Cause it's poker night, we weren't invited
Take your spade out of my heart
Where have all the boys gone?
We can't find them at all
We can't find them at all