There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square,
A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar,
There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar.
There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall.
Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all.
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall.
In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall.
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall.
Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame.
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame.
We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game.
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same.
We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same.
Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same.
Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear?
Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire?
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair?
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care?
Does anybody care, does anybody care?
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care?
And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square...