What! No Women? lyrics

Johnny White said, "I'm in right

A big time's on tonight

With all the girls, I'll be a smarty"

Kept his date at half-past eight

Made sure he wasn't late

To meet the girls, down at the party

He took one look 'round the flat

Then grabbed his coat and his hat, and hollered

What! No women?

What kind of a party is this?

Now where are the flappers you spoke of today

This looks like a branch of the Y.M.C.A.

What! No women?

Why they're my specialty

To sing about Sweet Adeline may have its charms

But I prefer Sweet Adeline right in my arms

What! No women?

Well, this is no party for me

What! No women?

What kind of a party is this?

Now where are the flappers you spoke of today

This looks like a branch of the Y.M.C.A.

What! No women?

Why they're my specialty

To sing about Sweet Adeline may have its charms

But I prefer Sweet Adeline right in my arms

What! No women?

Well, this is no party for me

In his "tux", with seven bucks

His collar washed in Lux

John hunts the girls, at ev'ry party

Latest style and greatest smile

He's saying all the while

Bring on the girls, I'm hale and hearty

But when he finds there are none

Here's what this son of a gun, will holler

What! No women?

What kind of a party is this?

You said I'd get Muriel so I brought my car

But now you say Muriel is just a cigar

What! No women?

Say really it's a crime

I came up here tonight all set to hug and kiss

But heaven help a sailor on a night like this

What! No women?

Well, thanks for the terrible time

What! No women?

What kind of a party is this?

Now I like the chicken in your fricasee

But I must have chicken served right on my knee

What! No women?

Say they're the spice of life

You said now don't bring Lulu

'Cause she don't act right

But you can bet that Lulu

Would have saved the night

What! No women?

I guess I'll go home to the wife