What Makes You Beautiful Parody

Check out my hair

Isn't it cute?

I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo

We're throwing rocks

And acting tough

Even though we're

All wearing tons of ma-akeup

Our manager says we have to act straight

Even though we're all gay

We're at the beach acting like

We're hunting for chicks

But secretly

What we're looking for is some dick

Shut the hell up guys

And get back in the closet,

They can't kno-o-ow

That you are not hetero

Snorting bath salts and jumping in place

Look at that hot guy

I think we should eat his face

Get away from me you psychos

I have some mace

Damn, that blo-o-ows

Bet that you taste beautiful

No, no, no

Get lost you drugged up homos

We're playing sports

So we seem straight

Our manager says that that's a girl wa-a-ay

You need the gals

For record sales

So you better

Keep kicking

That ball all damn day

Oh what's the point

Everyone can see it?

It's obvious we like penis

We are five gay british boys

Skipping in the waves

All we want to do

Is watch Magic Mike all day

Lets all get into the water

And masterbate

I'm gonna think 'bout you

I'm gonna think about you too

God dammit guys

Please stop being gay

Ninety nine percent of your fans

Are straight ladies

If they find out your queers,

Our sales will go away

Okay, fi-i-ine

We'll save it for another time

There's a girl

Go and act like straight guys

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah, nah

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Hey girl we're supposed

To act like you get us off

But looking at you

Makes our penises go soft

Oh my gosh

I think I see David Hasslehoff

Hey there boys

It's the Hoff

I've been on this beach

Since baywatch

And have been watching

You all this time

I've gotta say that you're all

Looking mighty fine

Why don't we head back

To my place and have some wine?

Yeah, lets go

That sounds so, so magical

No, no, no

Do not go over to his home

Woah, woah, woah

These boys are mine

They're beautiful!