What Is This Feeling? lyrics

Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsicle...

My dear Father...

There's been some confusion

Over rooming here at Shiz...

But of course, I'll care for Nessa...

But of course, I'll rise above it...

For I know that's how you'd want me to respond

Yes.

There's been some confusion

For you see, my room-mate is...

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar

And altogether quite impossible to describe...

Blonde.

What is this feeling

So sudden and new?

I felt the moment

I laid eyes on you...

My pulse is rushing...

My head is reeling...

My face is flushing...

What is this feeling?

Fervid as a flame

Does it have a name?

Yes!

Loathing

Unadulterated loathing...

For your face...

Your voice...

Your clothing...

Let's just say -- I loathe it all!

Ev'ry little trait, however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

With simple utter loathing

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

It's so pure! So strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing

Loathing you my whole life long!

Dear Galinda, you are just too good!

How do you stand it? I don't think I could!

She's a terror! She's a Tartar!

We don't mean to show a bias

But Galinda you're a martyr!

Well ... these things are sent to try us!

Poor Galinda, forced to reside

With someone so disgusticified.

We just want to tell you:

We're all on your side!

We share your...

What is this feeling

(loathing)

So sudden and new?

(unadultereated loathing)

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

(for her face, her voice, her clothing)

My pulse is rushing

My head is reeling

(let's just say we loathe it all)

Oh, what is this feeling?

(ev'ry little trait however small)

Does it have a name?

(makes our very flesh begin to crawl)

Yes...

Ahhh...

Loathing!

(loathing)

There's a strange exhilaration

(loathing)

In such total detestation

(loathing)

It's so pure, so strong!

(so strong!)

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing

(loathing)

For forever loathing

(loathing)

Truly, deeply loathing you

(loathing you)

My whole life long!

(loathing, unadulterated loathing)