Engineer
Check it out, uh!
Go check it out!
Hey boy, you wanna try my girl?
Try my girl, uh?
Doormen
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!
I'm glad my wife's not here with me!
Engineer
What a waste
To pay for my keep
I'm rounding up sheep
To fleece here in Bangkok
I'm disgraced
I can't get ahead
There's nothing as dead
As peace here in Bangkok
Come on, guys, check my girls out!
Ten cents an hour and they'll stand all day
I could sell Kim for ten times my pay
If you're looking for fun, original sin
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in
Doorman
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls! Very nice!
Engineer
Gee, isn't Bangkok really neat?
The things they're selling on the street
Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy
A girl, or if you want a boy
Doorman
Girls! I got girls!
Girls! Worth the price!
The Engineer & Doormen
Hey, come to me
First drink is free
Engineer
Don't be a lump, you can hump
For a small extra fee
Hump, humpy, humpy, batteries included, ha ha...
I'm depressed
For hustling amours
To Japanese tours
Is no treat in Bangkok
Ah, gimme a break, guys!
I'm the best
Where's a marine
With fistfulls of green?
I'll cheat him in Bangkok
Ten cents an hour...
Evening, Boss!
Screw the Siamese
Hey, come here, come here, come here...
Look how they're ripping off refugees
If you're looking for fun
Original sin
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in
Doormen & Engineer
Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps
Watch out, those guys, they're really pimps
You want some thrills, I'll guarantee some
Tonight, a twosome or a threesome
Doormen
Girls! I got girls!
Girls! Half the price!
Hey, come to me!
Look what you'll see!
Engineer
Hey, that's a joke, mine blow smoke
For a small extra fee
Engineer
Hey, Joe, try taking a little excursion
You'll all feel good from a little perversion
Massage requiring total immersion
Some strange positions they say are Persian
Drinks are on me
First girl is free
What can I say? You get me
For a small extra fee!