What's Wrong With That? lyrics

I've been bit on my finger

It could have been my leg

It could have been my head, I might have died

In a time of mortal peril

any man should expect

that his family will come rushing to his side

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

My family rushing to my side

What's wrong with that?

I'm a good-hearted husband

I'm generous and kind

No wife could have a life as free of cares

So when a good-hearted husband has been bit

it's only right

that his his wife should share the agony he bears

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

I want my wife to share my life

What's wrong with that?

Here in this house I'm raising

three strong and intelligent children

Where are they now

in their father's time of need?

I give them private tutors,

the best physical trainers

All in vain

Oh, the pain!

I beleive in the Bible

I beleive in Uncle Sam

and as sure as Old Glory waves above

I beleive a man who's bitten

has the right to demand

that his family give him sympathy and love

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that?

The flag above, the Bible and love

What's wrong with that?