"Oh, here you are, late again
And you were out late last night!"
"Well, what's that gotta do with you?"
"Oh, everything! I hear you've been gallivanting
All over the place lately
And you kinda like it, don't you!"
"And I've heard a lot of funny things about you!"
"About me, have you?"
"A-hmmm!"
"I hear you've got a new romance
And honey, I'm telling you something"
"What are you gonna tell me now?"
"Would you like to listen?"
What's good for the goose, is good for the gander
If you're on the loose, then I will meander
But if you're true, then I'll be true
I'll do anything that you do!
If you run around with another rooster
Then I'll run around just the way that I used to
But if you settle down, then I'll settle down
I'll do anything that you do!
You're just like a little red hen
You haven't loved me since I don't know when
If you keep necking with the way you roam
I'll keep necking till the cows come home!
What's good for the goose, is good for the gander
If you raise the deuce, then I will meander
But if you're true, then I'll be true
I'll do anything that you do!
Oh, there's not much fun
When the daily work's done
To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
Nearly everyone, when their daily work's done
Love to
Talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
But honey, I'm not blind
You'd better keep this in your mind
When I love, they call me "King"
I hug and squeeze them, everything
If you ever love me again, old thing
Mother mother mother, tell the whole darned thing!
What's good for the goose, is good for the gander
If you raise the deuce, then I will meander
But if you're true, then I'll be true
I'll do anything that you do!
With a hot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot!