What's Good for the Ganse, Is Good for the Gander

"Oh, here you are, late again

And you were out late last night!"

"Well, what's that gotta do with you?"

"Oh, everything! I hear you've been gallivanting

All over the place lately

And you kinda like it, don't you!"

"And I've heard a lot of funny things about you!"

"About me, have you?"

"A-hmmm!"

"I hear you've got a new romance

And honey, I'm telling you something"

"What are you gonna tell me now?"

"Would you like to listen?"

What's good for the goose, is good for the gander

If you're on the loose, then I will meander

But if you're true, then I'll be true

I'll do anything that you do!

If you run around with another rooster

Then I'll run around just the way that I used to

But if you settle down, then I'll settle down

I'll do anything that you do!

You're just like a little red hen

You haven't loved me since I don't know when

If you keep necking with the way you roam

I'll keep necking till the cows come home!

What's good for the goose, is good for the gander

If you raise the deuce, then I will meander

But if you're true, then I'll be true

I'll do anything that you do!

Oh, there's not much fun

When the daily work's done

To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk

To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk

To talk and talk and talk and talk and talk

Nearly everyone, when their daily work's done

Love to

Talk and talk and talk and talk and talk

But honey, I'm not blind

You'd better keep this in your mind

When I love, they call me "King"

I hug and squeeze them, everything

If you ever love me again, old thing

Mother mother mother, tell the whole darned thing!

What's good for the goose, is good for the gander

If you raise the deuce, then I will meander

But if you're true, then I'll be true

I'll do anything that you do!

With a hot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot'n-tot!