Wer sagt denn das? [English translation]

[Verse 1: Kryptik Joe]

Who says, you aren't invited without an invitation?

Who says, Mark Foster isn't just Nina Hagen?

Who says, impulsive humans have no boundaries

And building a wall will really help, Mr. President?

Who says, no one ever read the terms?

Who says, if I drink this, I'll have a hangover in the morning?

Who says, winners are not just losing?

And the internet will not be mainstream one day?

Who says that? You won't get in!

Who says that? We are reunited!

Who says that? It's because of CO₂!

Life's a bitch and then you die!

[Pre-Hook: Porky]

The signs, the rules, the press, the blog

The popes, the Jedi, the hater, the bot

Wetter.de and the new affair of the boss

She knows it from Lena and she has it from the net

[Hook: Kryptik Joe]

Who says that?

Who says that?

Who says that?

[Verse 2: Kryptik Joe]

Who says, I can get everything I need from my computer?

Who says, holiday instead of work will be our future?

Who says, a lot of clicks mean quality

And we're not wasting our time optimising?

Who says, that graffiti here isn't by Banksy?

Who says, grandma isn't scamming you with the grandparent scam?

Who says, teenagers are not reading the newspaper

And those with the contrabass are three Chinese?

Who says, on the cigarette packaging are smokers?

Who says that? From now on I'll only believe what's true

Who says that? Making money isn't for women

And your followers are bought

[Pro-Hook: Porky]

Alex and Siri, the Cloud and your boss

The silent mail and voice in your head

The guru, the coaches, the TÜV* and the mob

He has it from Tinder and they have it from god

[Hook: Kryptik Joe]

Who says that?

Who says that?

Who says that?

Who says that?

Who says that?

Who says that?

[Bridge: Kryptik Joe, Porky]

The facts from the filter bubble deliver the proof

Experts can agree, because they know now

It was discussed a lot and thought about for a long time

Finally they got all the answers for their questions

Who says that? Who says, who says, who says that?

Who says that? Who says, who says, who says that?

Who says that? Who says, who says, who says that?

Versace, who says, who says that?

[Hook: Kryptik Joe, Porky]

Who says that? (Who says, who says, who says that?)

Who says that? (Who says, who says, who says that?)

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[Outro: Porky]

Mallorca once a year

Immigrants are dangerous

Gods are immortal

Stupidity isn't inheritable (hehehe)