If I were a boy
that would be wonderful
then I could wear trousers
every day
and If I came back home late
no dick would make a drama
it would be as half as tough
if I were a boy
Just when Tino, Tino, Tino is kissing me
and when Tino, Tino, Tino is nice to me
I get reminded with Tino, Tino, Tino
that being a little piccolina, bambina, si-sina signorina
is wonderful
If I were a boy
with a motorcycle
then I'd soon be famous
in the entire town
I'd have enough confidence
to be a good centre forward at the football club
that's about the way it would be
if I were a boy
If I were a boy
then I'd know well
what such a young boy
does out of love
I would go into the gay scene
and turn the sexy boys' heads
I'd have enough sex
if I were a boy