I got the hands in my pants
I buy the Playboy, drink beer
And when we compare sizes
It's no laughing matter for the others
Because I've got the biggest one
I would only watch D-Max
And swallow Jacky-Cola
I would kiss myself
And just for fun piss freehanded
If I was a boy (yes, yes)
If I was a boy
If I was a boy (handsome boy, handsome boy)
If I was a boy
I'd not have missed anything
Because it's much better (to be a girl)
Because I like it more to be a girl
I would scuffle with my buddies
And do a drinking competition with Swedish girls
I would show my bare *ss
And only make stupid jokes
And instead of work I'd donate my semen
I would do combat sports
And act like a macho
Would amputate my reason, let myself be tattooed
And masturbate three times a day
If I was a boy (yes, yes)
If I was a boy
If I was a boy (handsome boy, handsome boy)
If I was a boy
I'd not have missed anything
Because it's much better (to be a girl)
Because I like it more to be a girl
I have enough
I have enough of happiness from men
I want, want, want my things back now
I do not only want my pink shock-clothes
Give me the great breasts back right away