Welcome to the Mario Party lyrics

[Intro]

Welcome to the Mario Party!

[Verse 1]

1, 2, 3 and let's-a go

It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O

Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills

You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills

Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited

Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited

This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car

Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar

All my friends and all my enemies have gathered

Sonic's doin' blow so he be runnin' faster

Peach is lookin' fly all in her dress

Mega Man's having a washer/dryer threesome, what a mess!

[Chorus 1]

It's a Mario party baby

The 'tendo boys going crazy

Everybody's gettin' smashed and then we're gonna smash

As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies

[Verse 2]

Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed

Head in the cloud

Wonder what the fool doin' now

It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail

Damn! This party's hotter than a club

Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub

Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice

Forget about all of your worries 'cause the Goomba's gettin' loose

Back to the old school, Pong paddle's raisin' it

Talkin' about the roof, other paddle's blazin' it

Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth

Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south

Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews

Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton's clues

Best part about the party is the lack of bros

And I'm talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes

[Chorus 2]

It's a Mario party, baby

The Smokèmon crew's gettin' hazy

The control's on cruise and the Boos are drinking booze

And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me

[Verse 3]

I ain't expectin' any guests

Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I'm impressed

Tippin' the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less

Here we go open the door, and…oh fuck

Hey bro! It's me! Luigi is here!

Now the party can finally start for real

Well, I think I'll turn in for the night

It's getting pretty late, almost 7:45

Hey everybody I'm throwin' a party and everyone here is invited

Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited

Everyone's comin' so quit all your bummin' about Luigi he's a dope

So jump in this pipe cause it won't end tonight, holy shit I did too much coke

[Chrous 3]

Take the drugs away from Sonic please baby

Those gold coins is how you pays me

Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer

And no one wants to fight cause we're lazy

The Mario Party ain't over, oh no

All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!"

We saw, we came, we conquered the game

Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo