Weichei [English translation]

A woman like you needs no

Always-yes-man¹, oh no!

No lights-out-lover²

And how-did-I-do-asker³, oh no!

No hat and

Crocheted-pillow-driver⁴,

No penny-pincher

And piggybank-saver...

A woman like you needs no

Fine-rib-wearer⁵, oh no!

And no precise wrapping-paper-

Folder, oh no!

No airplane-flight-

Applauder⁶

And on-holiday-sunlounger-

Reserver

No woman's man⁷ and

Man who looks away from cleavage!

A softy for breakfast,

A protective cover user in bed,

No-one can deal with that,

Toss him out!

A woman like you needs no

Sock-folder⁸, oh no!

No mummy's-

Boy⁹, oh no!

No talk-show viewer,

No petty rocker,

No biscuit-dunker¹⁰,

And couch potato!

A woman like you needs no

Secret porno watcher, oh no!

And who doesn't want to do Beate Uhse¹¹,

Oh no!

No outdoor smoker

And Viagra user

No "Mausimama"-in-your-

Ear-whisperer...¹²

No sissy film-blubberer

No Lindenstraße-knower¹³

A softy for breakfast,

A bathing cap wearer in the bath,

That really is a horror,

Toss him out!

No bladder-tea-drinker¹⁴

Constant-TV-Watcher-

Oh no!

No cheap-bargain-buyer

And nappy-changing papa - oh no!

A softy for breakfast,

A "fake macho"¹⁵ at the table,

How the fuck do you deal with this guy,

Toss him out!

A softy for breakfast,

A know-it-all in the house,

Now I can't deal with him anymore,

I'm tossing him out!

A "fake macho" at the table,

How can you even stand this guy,

Toss him out!