All: We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Phineas: We wish you the best day ever
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Are super-fun, amazing and clever
And that your New Year's rocks, too
Isabella: Both Christmas trees and menorahs
It can be confusing for us
When we break into a chorus
Of "olé" (¡Olé!) and "oy vey" (¡Oy vey!)
Major Monogram: Good missions I'll give
To Agents A through Z
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
I'm saving that for me
Carl: Sorry, sir
All: We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a ... New Year
Baljeet: I wish for a calculator
Slash-Hindi-English translator
To find a common denominator
In both of my tongues
Buford: Good wedgies I'll give
To all of you nerds
That's how I say "Merry Christmas"
I ain't good with words
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you
In evil I'm going to school you
I won't sugarcoat or fool you
Your New Year's looks grim!
I warn you, my new -inator
Will force you to serve me later
So why not just choose to cater
To my every whim?
All: We wish your every endeavor
Makes this the best Christmas ever
And we're all so glad that we will never
Mention figgy pudding
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great
Well, now we've mentioned it
Major Monogram: You know
No one would have noticed
If you'd just kept your mouth shut